LAZY

I'm not lazy, really I'm not. I know that someone out there is trying to help me, really I do. But whoever you are, this is me kindly asking you to stop.

There is a reason why, when you come to my house, the rolls of toilet paper are sitting on the back of the toilet and are not on the holder.

It's not the first time this has happened, and it always happens after a group of people has been here, so I don't even know who it is. And whoever you are, you don't even need to appologize... just please stop putting the roll on the holder.

 Toilet paper is expensive!

Where was I when this happened, you ask?

I was moving laundry from the washer to the dryer...